An Interview With Pete by Darby

Question: Where do you see yourself ten years from now?

Pete: Playing bass in my own rock band.

Q: Twenty years from now?

Pete: Playing bass in my own rock band.

Q: Thirty years from now?

Pete: Playing bass in my own rock band?

Q: So, you like music?

Pete: Well, duh.

Q: Don't get smart with me.

Pete: Nyeh nyeh nyeh.

Q: I, on the other hand, plan on becoming an Academy Award winning screenwriter.

Pete: Well, this interview isn't about you, is it?

Q: It should be, after you sabotaged my interview.

Pete: Did not.

Q: Did, too.

Pete: Did not.

Q: Did, too.

Pete: Is this interview over?

Q: One more question.

Pete: What is it?

Q: Isn't it true you cried when Bambi's Mom was shot?

Pete: Well, who wouldn't cry? It was so sad.

Q: Ha. So, you admit you're a wimp.

Pete: What? Dude, you cried when the handle on your lunchbox broke.

Q: Did not.

Pete: Did, too.

Q: Anyway, it was my favorite lunchbox. It had a really cool picture of Denny the Dinosaur on it.

Pete: This interview's over. I'm going to watch some TV.

Q: I really miss that lunchbox.

All Materials Copyrighted 2001 James J. Jenkins