An Interview With Pete
                by Darby



                Question: Where do you see yourself ten years from now?

                Pete: Playing bass in my own rock band.

                Q: Twenty years from now?

                Pete: Playing bass in my own rock band.

                Q: Thirty years from now?

                Pete: Playing bass in my own rock band?

                Q: So, you like music?

                Pete: Well, duh.

                Q: Don't get smart with me.

                Pete: Nyeh nyeh nyeh.

                Q: I, on the other hand, plan on becoming an Academy Award winning screenwriter.

                Pete: Well, this interview isn't about you, is it?

                Q: It should be, after you sabotaged my interview.

                Pete: Did not.

                Q: Did, too.

                Pete: Did not.

                Q: Did, too.

                Pete: Is this interview over?

                Q: One more question.

                Pete: What is it?

                Q: Isn't it true you cried when Bambi's Mom was shot?

                Pete: Well, who wouldn't cry? It was so sad.

                Q: Ha. So, you admit you're a wimp.

                Pete: What? Dude, you cried when the handle on your lunchbox broke.

                Q: Did not.

                Pete: Did, too.

                Q: Anyway, it was my favorite lunchbox. It had a really cool picture of Denny the Dinosaur on it.

                Pete: This interview's over. I'm going to watch some TV.

                Q: I really miss that lunchbox.







                All Materials Copyrighted 2001 James J. Jenkins