An Interview With Darby by Pete

Question: So, Dude, what's your favorite color?

Darby: Blue.

Q: Pick a number from one to ten.

Darby: What?

Q: Dude, I ask the questions.

Darby: That's not a question.

Q: Fine. Will you pick a number from one to ten?

Darby: You need better questions.

Q: I've got great questions.

Darby: Then ask me some.

Q: Okay. What's up with you and that little red-haired chick in P.E.?

Darby: What are you talking about?

Q: I saw the two of you whispering and giggling

Darby: We're just friends.

Q: Sure, smoochie-smoochie friends.

Darby: This is supposed to be a serious interview.

Q: Oooo, Darby, you're sooo cute when you get mad. Smoochie smoochie.

Darby: Cut it out, Dork-face.

Q: Darby's got a girlfriend. Darby's got a girlfriend.

Darby: That does it. You're dead meat.

Q: Hey, get off me, Lizard-breath.

Darby: Then, get serious and start asking some real questions.

Q: Okay, okay. I'll ask some real questions.

Darby: Finally.

Q: Okay. Darby.

Darby: Yes.

Q: Did you just cut the cheese?

Darby: Pete!!!

All Materials Copyrighted 2001 James J. Jenkins